Monday, February 4, 2008

Cookie Cutters Kill... or Severely Hurt People...

Alright... I couldn't help but blog about this. Just don't ask Eden about it... she might develop a complex.
So... about a week ago Eden took a bath. Ollie took a bath. They were both in their towels in the living room. Somehow Eden fell (or was pushed...) into Jaren's baby swing. *I had some papers to sort and a renegade cookie cutter to put back with the rest of its kind UNDER the swing.* SOOOOO... she falls into the swing, NAKED mind you, and lands on the pile that is underneath the swing. Yeeeeeaaaah... landing on the metal cookie cutter! "Owwwww... MY BUTT, MY BUTT, MY BUTT!!!!!" I didn't know what the crap she had fallen on, so I helped her up and realized that a metal cookie cutter had pretty much attacked her... leaving a bloody outline of a gingerbread girl on her buttcheek! We laid her on the towel and poured hydrogen peroxide on the gingerbread girl that was etched on her possibly forever and bandaged her up! It was only half of a cutout since it landed halfway on her cracky! I couldn't help but laugh! I think it may have mistaken her booty for some cookie dough!!! I really hope it doesn't scar or she'll have some fun stories for her doctors in the future!!! It also left quite the bruise! NOT HAPPINESS for Eden!

Sorry... no pictures to show! :) You'll just have to use that trusty ol' imagination of yours!!!

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